Hold us

Fire up the broccoli guns!

Stay over night at a holiday inn

Skills are keen

Broken dreams never get very interesting memorials

Finding a sleuth never takes much time

Ugly betty hates math

Single men do not take bathes on a gym day

Stuff the candy in their mouth if they are kiddies

Freaks love the show

Soap keeps the day sane

Pies are never long gone


The zom-bee hates his own shell

Sticks and stones can break my bones but anchors always weigh me

Starlight star bliss, Its your kiss that I might miss

So good for today, I wrote for tomorrow

The children are safer, I am more mellow

First year residents love the football game in their call room

Sticks and stones can break my bones, but Air Sockets always enhance me

Fire the larvae guns, the broccoli is back in town

Stun the children, I have a stick figure of Nixon

Stun the Children, I have a stick figure of Palin

So good for me.

Torah is Red and Brown but its really black fire on white fire.

Red and Brown is the color of my Garden out front

Free Frisbees excites boat owners far and wide

For the tuna on the empire state building, I will build a new car

Try the children for treason, I lost at Chess

Find me another candy gram

The NELFTY gram was inefficient

It stole your heart

So long and thanks for the suffering of the ages

So more kids like bookmarks?

Soda fountains love pennies


So long and thanks for all the Fish

So long and thanks for all of the rabbis

So long and take those doctors to heaven

So long and leave the lawyers in the acid of the ages

So long and cure the lawyers!

So long and help the dead find a better rabbi

Stalagmite and Stalagmite meet and world peace is in the cave

Pies hand their contents to France

Study the bible and you might have a code

Study the code and you might have a light

Get the light and go for beans

Or otherwise hold the candle

Picnics at wal mart are never hungry events

So much for fat men on steroids

Sit down and drink your vomit

Sit down and eat that spit

Sit down at Wal Mart and drink the water of your lens of life

So much for Picnics at Wal Mart

Believe in the Apple orchard.

Believe in the Rose Garden

Stare at the stars

Build a new wave

Hold the candle to the boogeyman and ask for your sheep back

Stare at the children and never let go

Stare at the doctor and let go

Stare at the lawyer and ask for a brick

Stare at the rabbi and give him a squeeze

Say hello to the apples

Say hello to the grapefruit

Say hello to your mother

Say hello to the poets

Visit a new Nun if you are Catholic

Visit a priest if you are not

Buggers are ugly

Soundbytes are large

Simple simon says play ball

Beating up the Jedis is never fun

Farting in church is arrogant

Standing in Spanish homes is efficient

Scaring the Code of honor is never fun