Saturday, June 30, 2012

Hold Us

Jewel Mart was a haven

Hold Us

Apples do not like hair pins

Sin and sin alike, there is going to be a fright

Sin and sin together, you might lose the war

Hold Us

Treat the Party like a sinner and treat the steak as a saint

Treat the day as a friend

Treat the night as an ally

Hold Us

Buy more charmin and a dreidle for a kid

Say hi to elephants if you like a big bingo friend

Hold Us

Soak up the sun and find a good run

Find a good peach and eat it on a Monday

Find a good banana and feed it to a cow

Look at the bright side, you got the peach!

Hold Us

Fire lamps never align

Stamps of approval hate the boy friend and his posse

Single ton is a good simple way of life

Too many kids hate the surface of the anxiety

Neat Shoes!

Hold Us

Peer into the crystal ball. If you see a snail you are going to hell.

Stay on the money and give to a charity in life

Stay on the dividend and depend on a charity too

Hold Us

Common staircases rely on threads of insanity

Stay off the balcony of the treasure chest

Stay off the dinner table if you are anyone at all

Hold Us

Full hand and a wand of plenty

Stay on the money

Hold Us

Universal greed killed the steam ship

Stand by the gold and hold your own hand

Stand by the ace and hold it

Stand by the hole and watch the sky

Hold Us

Please pass the crutons

I lost my marble at the dime store!

Scratch your nose if you like pliers.

Buy more maple syrup.

Hold Us

Find a broken wing and fix it

Stay up and listen to the radio

Still talking?

Hold Us

Say cheese if you listen to polka

Hold Us

Listen to Beethoven in bed

Listen to Wagner in the Shower

Listen to Schuman in the dark

Listen to Motzart in the underwear

My job is to work hard to piss someone off

Hold Us

Poverty has no war

Wars have no poverty

But the wealth of nations is just

Hold Us

Israel has forgotten it has a money pit filled with light

Trust in the G-d of Moses

Visit the police station and ask for a pen and paper

Frowning in space is forbidden, unless you are on the Battle Star Galactica base

Poor wizards always come in eighteenth

Simple simon says blue fin tuna is special

Hold Us

Like a flashlight, french horn is there.

Hold Us

Temptation in the Death Star was limited to stealing Darth's Villianous cape

Actually, it was always listed that if you touched Darth's brown button, it might come off.

Actually they say that if you fill the Canopy of Darth Vader with a lighter fluid from Tattoine, the death star might fart

Smile its funny

Hold Us

Freakish grins hate the smell of applesauce

Stay up and finish the poetry, I like the word Salmon

Smile at the ginger bread man

He is your ant eater

Stay up and glance at the paperboy

Good for you

Hold Us

Judge ye not by thy company but by thy bones

Judge ye by thy bones and thy lamplight

Good for the meat hooks!

Hold Us

Sleep with the devil, wake up with a tongue

Hold Us

Temptation lost the war

Something looked like fish

Thick garbage cans hate the sunlight

Stay home and eat your marijuana

Thats the new theme in wonderland

Stay up and stick the marijuana in the toilet

Thats the theme for intelligent people who are given reefer

Hold us

Stay home and fix the ship

Stay home and listen to the words of life

Bring a new candy cane to the lawyer!

So much for French Iced Tea!?

So much for Children's novels about live fruit bats and their homes

No more kids like to read the books of Zaxxon the sheep herder

Pan handling has lost a shephard.... Alice Cooper... Right?

No more fixings for the French Man at the Rose Parade

Stay home and work on the money

Good night!

Hold Us

Bread baskets love to be shared with children in Asia

But they never complain about the fruit basket visiting the blind

Actualy its the other way around....

Be good and share your blessings

Steak knives hate the fiberglass stand

Steak knives hate the microfiberglass debacle

Steak knives love the planters peanut factory

Good bye evil owl!

Hold Us

Never meet a prince in the poetry department

Always calculate your tip in French and Hebrew

Check the lamp when you go to sleep to make sure that the elopement is safe

Visit the coin store and get a Nixon penny. Its in good shape

Stay the night at a big hotel and water your nose.

Hold Us

Great dogs hate the smell of cat nip

Star ships hate to be seen next to the Enterprise unless they are in the federation

Scisms of good will exist in pagan worlds

Minds hate the childrens room

Hatred of your own childhood lifestyle is etched in French poetry

Good deals always consume quality liquid nitrogen

Hold Us

Stay well Batman

Stay Well Robin

Go for the gold, Bat Girl

Hold Us

Forteen candles love the triangle in the alps

Sixteen candles eat at Macy's dinner party

Someone might get your blimp, Goodyear

Tear up the teardrop in your sewer

Sump pumps work

Hold Us

Just a dime in the sea

Six pence for you and me

Six tricks for holding the wand of the just

Fire up the balcony of the specific

Ate the lunch and bought a ring

No more taxing the palm trees

Hold Us

Great things happen to those who wait

Surround yourself with G-d

Get a mitzvah stick for your parlor

Give the dime to charity and spend the 90 cents wisely

Save time for grape nuts on a Morning in October

Hold Us

Fire goes good with palm trees in the background on a beach

Singers love the candle

Spencers Gifts is always a friend to the lazy but the news is good

Singing in Space is never really moving

Stars in the daytime are really smiling at the wind

Stars at night time hate the carrots in the ground

Hold us

Fools love to smell the cherry bushes of death

Butter cups love to help the party smell better but they look like garbage

So long for the silliness of the enemy

Trust in the enemy to fu-ck it all up

G-d is not a wombat

So you like to hold your middle finger up?

Good for your trashcan future.

Hold us

Fire up the broccoli guns!

Stay over night at a holiday inn

Skills are keen

Broken dreams never get very interesting memorials

Finding a sleuth never takes much time

Ugly betty hates math

Single men do not take bathes on a gym day

Stuff the candy in their mouth if they are kiddies

Freaks love the show

Soap keeps the day sane

Pies are never long gone


The zom-bee hates his own shell

Sticks and stones can break my bones but anchors always weigh me

Starlight star bliss, Its your kiss that I might miss

So good for today, I wrote for tomorrow

The children are safer, I am more mellow

First year residents love the football game in their call room

Sticks and stones can break my bones, but Air Sockets always enhance me

Fire the larvae guns, the broccoli is back in town

Stun the children, I have a stick figure of Nixon

Stun the Children, I have a stick figure of Palin

So good for me.

Torah is Red and Brown but its really black fire on white fire.

Red and Brown is the color of my Garden out front

Free Frisbees excites boat owners far and wide

For the tuna on the empire state building, I will build a new car

Try the children for treason, I lost at Chess

Find me another candy gram

The NELFTY gram was inefficient

It stole your heart

So long and thanks for the suffering of the ages

So more kids like bookmarks?

Soda fountains love pennies


So long and thanks for all the Fish

So long and thanks for all of the rabbis

So long and take those doctors to heaven

So long and leave the lawyers in the acid of the ages

So long and cure the lawyers!

So long and help the dead find a better rabbi

Stalagmite and Stalagmite meet and world peace is in the cave

Pies hand their contents to France

Study the bible and you might have a code

Study the code and you might have a light

Get the light and go for beans

Or otherwise hold the candle

Picnics at wal mart are never hungry events

So much for fat men on steroids

Sit down and drink your vomit

Sit down and eat that spit

Sit down at Wal Mart and drink the water of your lens of life

So much for Picnics at Wal Mart

Believe in the Apple orchard.

Believe in the Rose Garden

Stare at the stars

Build a new wave

Hold the candle to the boogeyman and ask for your sheep back

Stare at the children and never let go

Stare at the doctor and let go

Stare at the lawyer and ask for a brick

Stare at the rabbi and give him a squeeze

Say hello to the apples

Say hello to the grapefruit

Say hello to your mother

Say hello to the poets

Visit a new Nun if you are Catholic

Visit a priest if you are not

Buggers are ugly

Soundbytes are large

Simple simon says play ball

Beating up the Jedis is never fun

Farting in church is arrogant

Standing in Spanish homes is efficient

Scaring the Code of honor is never fun