Saturday, June 30, 2012
Hold Us
Apples do not like hair pins
Sin and sin alike, there is going to be a fright
Sin and sin together, you might lose the war
Sin and sin alike, there is going to be a fright
Sin and sin together, you might lose the war
Hold Us
Treat the Party like a sinner and treat the steak as a saint
Treat the day as a friend
Treat the night as an ally
Treat the day as a friend
Treat the night as an ally
Hold Us
Soak up the sun and find a good run
Find a good peach and eat it on a Monday
Find a good banana and feed it to a cow
Look at the bright side, you got the peach!
Find a good peach and eat it on a Monday
Find a good banana and feed it to a cow
Look at the bright side, you got the peach!
Hold Us
Fire lamps never align
Stamps of approval hate the boy friend and his posse
Single ton is a good simple way of life
Too many kids hate the surface of the anxiety
Neat Shoes!
Stamps of approval hate the boy friend and his posse
Single ton is a good simple way of life
Too many kids hate the surface of the anxiety
Neat Shoes!
Hold Us
Peer into the crystal ball. If you see a snail you are going to hell.
Stay on the money and give to a charity in life
Stay on the dividend and depend on a charity too
Stay on the money and give to a charity in life
Stay on the dividend and depend on a charity too
Hold Us
Common staircases rely on threads of insanity
Stay off the balcony of the treasure chest
Stay off the dinner table if you are anyone at all
Stay off the balcony of the treasure chest
Stay off the dinner table if you are anyone at all
Hold Us
Universal greed killed the steam ship
Stand by the gold and hold your own hand
Stand by the ace and hold it
Stand by the hole and watch the sky
Stand by the gold and hold your own hand
Stand by the ace and hold it
Stand by the hole and watch the sky
Hold Us
Please pass the crutons
I lost my marble at the dime store!
Scratch your nose if you like pliers.
Buy more maple syrup.
I lost my marble at the dime store!
Scratch your nose if you like pliers.
Buy more maple syrup.
Hold Us
Listen to Beethoven in bed
Listen to Wagner in the Shower
Listen to Schuman in the dark
Listen to Motzart in the underwear
My job is to work hard to piss someone off
Listen to Wagner in the Shower
Listen to Schuman in the dark
Listen to Motzart in the underwear
My job is to work hard to piss someone off
Hold Us
Israel has forgotten it has a money pit filled with light
Trust in the G-d of Moses
Visit the police station and ask for a pen and paper
Frowning in space is forbidden, unless you are on the Battle Star Galactica base
Poor wizards always come in eighteenth
Simple simon says blue fin tuna is special
Trust in the G-d of Moses
Visit the police station and ask for a pen and paper
Frowning in space is forbidden, unless you are on the Battle Star Galactica base
Poor wizards always come in eighteenth
Simple simon says blue fin tuna is special
Hold Us
Temptation in the Death Star was limited to stealing Darth's Villianous cape
Actually, it was always listed that if you touched Darth's brown button, it might come off.
Actually they say that if you fill the Canopy of Darth Vader with a lighter fluid from Tattoine, the death star might fart
Smile its funny
Actually, it was always listed that if you touched Darth's brown button, it might come off.
Actually they say that if you fill the Canopy of Darth Vader with a lighter fluid from Tattoine, the death star might fart
Smile its funny
Hold Us
Freakish grins hate the smell of applesauce
Stay up and finish the poetry, I like the word Salmon
Smile at the ginger bread man
He is your ant eater
Stay up and glance at the paperboy
Good for you
Stay up and finish the poetry, I like the word Salmon
Smile at the ginger bread man
He is your ant eater
Stay up and glance at the paperboy
Good for you
Hold Us
Judge ye not by thy company but by thy bones
Judge ye by thy bones and thy lamplight
Good for the meat hooks!
Judge ye by thy bones and thy lamplight
Good for the meat hooks!
Hold Us
Temptation lost the war
Something looked like fish
Thick garbage cans hate the sunlight
Stay home and eat your marijuana
Thats the new theme in wonderland
Stay up and stick the marijuana in the toilet
Thats the theme for intelligent people who are given reefer
Something looked like fish
Thick garbage cans hate the sunlight
Stay home and eat your marijuana
Thats the new theme in wonderland
Stay up and stick the marijuana in the toilet
Thats the theme for intelligent people who are given reefer
Hold us
Stay home and fix the ship
Stay home and listen to the words of life
Bring a new candy cane to the lawyer!
So much for French Iced Tea!?
So much for Children's novels about live fruit bats and their homes
No more kids like to read the books of Zaxxon the sheep herder
Pan handling has lost a shephard.... Alice Cooper... Right?
No more fixings for the French Man at the Rose Parade
Stay home and work on the money
Good night!
Stay home and listen to the words of life
Bring a new candy cane to the lawyer!
So much for French Iced Tea!?
So much for Children's novels about live fruit bats and their homes
No more kids like to read the books of Zaxxon the sheep herder
Pan handling has lost a shephard.... Alice Cooper... Right?
No more fixings for the French Man at the Rose Parade
Stay home and work on the money
Good night!
Hold Us
Bread baskets love to be shared with children in Asia
But they never complain about the fruit basket visiting the blind
Actualy its the other way around....
Be good and share your blessings
Steak knives hate the fiberglass stand
Steak knives hate the microfiberglass debacle
Steak knives love the planters peanut factory
Good bye evil owl!
But they never complain about the fruit basket visiting the blind
Actualy its the other way around....
Be good and share your blessings
Steak knives hate the fiberglass stand
Steak knives hate the microfiberglass debacle
Steak knives love the planters peanut factory
Good bye evil owl!
Hold Us
Never meet a prince in the poetry department
Always calculate your tip in French and Hebrew
Check the lamp when you go to sleep to make sure that the elopement is safe
Visit the coin store and get a Nixon penny. Its in good shape
Stay the night at a big hotel and water your nose.
Always calculate your tip in French and Hebrew
Check the lamp when you go to sleep to make sure that the elopement is safe
Visit the coin store and get a Nixon penny. Its in good shape
Stay the night at a big hotel and water your nose.
Hold Us
Great dogs hate the smell of cat nip
Star ships hate to be seen next to the Enterprise unless they are in the federation
Scisms of good will exist in pagan worlds
Minds hate the childrens room
Hatred of your own childhood lifestyle is etched in French poetry
Good deals always consume quality liquid nitrogen
Star ships hate to be seen next to the Enterprise unless they are in the federation
Scisms of good will exist in pagan worlds
Minds hate the childrens room
Hatred of your own childhood lifestyle is etched in French poetry
Good deals always consume quality liquid nitrogen
Hold Us
Forteen candles love the triangle in the alps
Sixteen candles eat at Macy's dinner party
Someone might get your blimp, Goodyear
Tear up the teardrop in your sewer
Sump pumps work
Sixteen candles eat at Macy's dinner party
Someone might get your blimp, Goodyear
Tear up the teardrop in your sewer
Sump pumps work
Hold Us
Just a dime in the sea
Six pence for you and me
Six tricks for holding the wand of the just
Fire up the balcony of the specific
Ate the lunch and bought a ring
No more taxing the palm trees
Six pence for you and me
Six tricks for holding the wand of the just
Fire up the balcony of the specific
Ate the lunch and bought a ring
No more taxing the palm trees
Hold Us
Great things happen to those who wait
Surround yourself with G-d
Get a mitzvah stick for your parlor
Give the dime to charity and spend the 90 cents wisely
Save time for grape nuts on a Morning in October
Surround yourself with G-d
Get a mitzvah stick for your parlor
Give the dime to charity and spend the 90 cents wisely
Save time for grape nuts on a Morning in October
Hold Us
Fire goes good with palm trees in the background on a beach
Singers love the candle
Spencers Gifts is always a friend to the lazy but the news is good
Singing in Space is never really moving
Stars in the daytime are really smiling at the wind
Stars at night time hate the carrots in the ground
Singers love the candle
Spencers Gifts is always a friend to the lazy but the news is good
Singing in Space is never really moving
Stars in the daytime are really smiling at the wind
Stars at night time hate the carrots in the ground
Hold us
Fools love to smell the cherry bushes of death
Butter cups love to help the party smell better but they look like garbage
So long for the silliness of the enemy
Trust in the enemy to fu-ck it all up
G-d is not a wombat
So you like to hold your middle finger up?
Good for your trashcan future.
Butter cups love to help the party smell better but they look like garbage
So long for the silliness of the enemy
Trust in the enemy to fu-ck it all up
G-d is not a wombat
So you like to hold your middle finger up?
Good for your trashcan future.
Hold us
Fire up the broccoli guns!
Stay over night at a holiday inn
Skills are keen
Broken dreams never get very interesting memorials
Finding a sleuth never takes much time
Ugly betty hates math
Single men do not take bathes on a gym day
Stuff the candy in their mouth if they are kiddies
Freaks love the show
Soap keeps the day sane
Pies are never long gone
The zom-bee hates his own shell
Sticks and stones can break my bones but anchors always weigh me
Starlight star bliss, Its your kiss that I might miss
So good for today, I wrote for tomorrow
The children are safer, I am more mellow
First year residents love the football game in their call room
Sticks and stones can break my bones, but Air Sockets always enhance me
Fire the larvae guns, the broccoli is back in town
Stun the children, I have a stick figure of Nixon
Stun the Children, I have a stick figure of Palin
So good for me.
Torah is Red and Brown but its really black fire on white fire.
Red and Brown is the color of my Garden out front
Free Frisbees excites boat owners far and wide
For the tuna on the empire state building, I will build a new car
Try the children for treason, I lost at Chess
Find me another candy gram
The NELFTY gram was inefficient
It stole your heart
So long and thanks for the suffering of the ages
So more kids like bookmarks?
Soda fountains love pennies
So long and thanks for all the Fish
So long and thanks for all of the rabbis
So long and take those doctors to heaven
So long and leave the lawyers in the acid of the ages
So long and cure the lawyers!
So long and help the dead find a better rabbi
Stalagmite and Stalagmite meet and world peace is in the cave
Pies hand their contents to France
Study the bible and you might have a code
Study the code and you might have a light
Get the light and go for beans
Or otherwise hold the candle
Picnics at wal mart are never hungry events
So much for fat men on steroids
Sit down and drink your vomit
Sit down and eat that spit
Sit down at Wal Mart and drink the water of your lens of life
So much for Picnics at Wal Mart
Believe in the Apple orchard.
Believe in the Rose Garden
Stare at the stars
Build a new wave
Hold the candle to the boogeyman and ask for your sheep back
Stare at the children and never let go
Stare at the doctor and let go
Stare at the lawyer and ask for a brick
Stare at the rabbi and give him a squeeze
Say hello to the apples
Say hello to the grapefruit
Say hello to your mother
Say hello to the poets
Visit a new Nun if you are Catholic
Visit a priest if you are not
Buggers are ugly
Soundbytes are large
Simple simon says play ball
Beating up the Jedis is never fun
Farting in church is arrogant
Standing in Spanish homes is efficient
Scaring the Code of honor is never fun
Stay over night at a holiday inn
Skills are keen
Broken dreams never get very interesting memorials
Finding a sleuth never takes much time
Ugly betty hates math
Single men do not take bathes on a gym day
Stuff the candy in their mouth if they are kiddies
Freaks love the show
Soap keeps the day sane
Pies are never long gone
The zom-bee hates his own shell
Sticks and stones can break my bones but anchors always weigh me
Starlight star bliss, Its your kiss that I might miss
So good for today, I wrote for tomorrow
The children are safer, I am more mellow
First year residents love the football game in their call room
Sticks and stones can break my bones, but Air Sockets always enhance me
Fire the larvae guns, the broccoli is back in town
Stun the children, I have a stick figure of Nixon
Stun the Children, I have a stick figure of Palin
So good for me.
Torah is Red and Brown but its really black fire on white fire.
Red and Brown is the color of my Garden out front
Free Frisbees excites boat owners far and wide
For the tuna on the empire state building, I will build a new car
Try the children for treason, I lost at Chess
Find me another candy gram
The NELFTY gram was inefficient
It stole your heart
So long and thanks for the suffering of the ages
So more kids like bookmarks?
Soda fountains love pennies
So long and thanks for all the Fish
So long and thanks for all of the rabbis
So long and take those doctors to heaven
So long and leave the lawyers in the acid of the ages
So long and cure the lawyers!
So long and help the dead find a better rabbi
Stalagmite and Stalagmite meet and world peace is in the cave
Pies hand their contents to France
Study the bible and you might have a code
Study the code and you might have a light
Get the light and go for beans
Or otherwise hold the candle
Picnics at wal mart are never hungry events
So much for fat men on steroids
Sit down and drink your vomit
Sit down and eat that spit
Sit down at Wal Mart and drink the water of your lens of life
So much for Picnics at Wal Mart
Believe in the Apple orchard.
Believe in the Rose Garden
Stare at the stars
Build a new wave
Hold the candle to the boogeyman and ask for your sheep back
Stare at the children and never let go
Stare at the doctor and let go
Stare at the lawyer and ask for a brick
Stare at the rabbi and give him a squeeze
Say hello to the apples
Say hello to the grapefruit
Say hello to your mother
Say hello to the poets
Visit a new Nun if you are Catholic
Visit a priest if you are not
Buggers are ugly
Soundbytes are large
Simple simon says play ball
Beating up the Jedis is never fun
Farting in church is arrogant
Standing in Spanish homes is efficient
Scaring the Code of honor is never fun
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