Heaven Hold Us: 2012

Blessed is the trust in G-d. Blessed is anyone who puts his wants aside for what he realizes is the right decision. Bless the future as the G-d of Heaven has it all under control. So it goes.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Guide us

Ears must be trained. Pens must be formed. Words conceived. Poetry righted. Business guided.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Friday, August 10, 2012

The stool is firm

Hold us, Keep us, find us, revive us and can you keep us healthy and happy?

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Make us memorize the atrocities we forget

Never again

Honor Us if we may be so bold

Blessed is the diplomat.

Blessed is the pen.

Blessed is the turnstile.

Blessed is the cornerstone.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Treat us

Heal our afflictions. Cancel our cancers.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Present us

With the formation of tomorrow we go to the future.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Free us

Reform judaism seemed well but now seems horrible

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Greet us well

I see that there is a way for tomorrow.

Will it be the same fraud as today?

Exhume their nasty hatred

They love their hats don't they

Still meat

Stand us up

Decry that the angels are understanding

Decry that G-d is seeing your own deal.

Hives lose

Hatefilled dinner situations eventually bteak down

Direct us

Foundations never complain about liberty

Hold us

Clandestine plans almost never have heavenly support

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Hold us

Crimes against the sincerity of a man are like hatred egged at the first rise of the sun and moon.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Accept us

Words always do justice to injustice.

Long live the wired future!!

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Make our Aim High

Hope and Change

Hospitality and Change.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Watch us

Holy is the man who visits any holocaust museum.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Bind us

Blessed are the men and women who enjoy change.

Bind us

Blessed are the men and women who enjoy change.

Intellectual Advantages

Such is life in the fast lane.
But worlds love to separate the wheat from the chaff.

Return us to our souls

Blessed is the man who repents in full!

Blessed is the G-d who guides repentance.

Blessed the angels who know the future is secure.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Throw us a ball

Trust in the Theta Chi Fraternity to be your helping hand

Shape us

Silent is the crayon of the salty child

Reused is their socks

Effortless is the candy that they want

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Grab us and hold us

Winning never requires a passport

Wealth does not hurt the mind, but arrogance breaks the soul

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Grab us and hold us

Happy is the kidney recipient, but never ask him for a cheese sandwich until he is home.

Hotch potch is scary for the first time addict

What about the beethoven rules of conduct?

Tribulation is not for the simple minded

What does the terror do when it comes to your future and helps you fix your problems. This was not terror at all but Tribulation.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Draw us

Success comes to Merlin or the Doctor who smokes (cigars) alone

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Pay us

I miss the ball games I never get to see now!

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Have the bagels that were spilled put back in the bag

Have the milk that was stolen replaced

Steal the infirm from their horrors

Kiss the garnet stone of an elephant and keep the world turning fast.

Friday, July 6, 2012

Name that tune

Garner style

Befriend today

Make him smile if you and he both are upright

Source me

I stole the artichoke!

I stole the french horns mouth piece but I gave it back!

I stole the dice to the bingo parlor!

I stole the candy cane from Santa

Care for the innocent

Really how is the word?

Make it shine!!!!!

Bless us

Free my cigar room!

Free my business!!

Shape us

Link the bay window

Stack our gold

Share the context

Hold our hand

Rant with us

Jersey shore endured

Music plays to sattelites

Ham just never appeals

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Save us

Fronds hang low

Chess pieces have jagged noses

Beaded ponies love their cannery

Social calls amass

Right wingers need not apply

Speak to us

Miracles fear none

Dangerous flashlights send seasons greetings

Pie hates infinity

Like the sun and get a toy

Boy and Girl meet and say hi

Say hi to the dandilions

Say hi to the ferns too if you like Washington

Hold Us

Some things are better left unsaid

Some things are better left un worded

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Great are the lox in the refrigerator

Stun the camera with a new head of hair

Run the country if you are at home in the night

Stand in line if you are a careful kid at bay

Never lose to the night of the criminals

Kosher Aqualung

Wisdom is each his own

True is the wizard of id

Free the wall

Look into the scientologist if you want to scrub dishes in paradise

Bones hate the mind

I love the free time in Paradise

I love that there is a new cartoon show

I love that the cartoons are free

Moots hate Backgammon

I hate the moots

The moots hate the bean bag

The moots are never fast but always silly

Breathe easy today

Something is easy, but French is a tough nut

Something is difficult, but Latin is an expensive year

The dreams are always better in Latin

Written words are documents

I love that there is a tree in the cancer center I hope

I love that there is a book in the hallway of the world's best psychiatry ward

I love that there is more money in the fashion show of life

100 years of gum drops

I like to see the failure become a friend

I like to see the trees become oars sometimes

I like to see the walkway to hell become a pathway of inspiration

Creating the space of your taste

I see London I see France, I see your life in a star fish tuna can

I see America, I see Paris, I see your own future in a bar mitzvah boys happy mood

Good for the Future, the kids are coming home

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Opium for the masses

What did I do to deserve a Taylor from Veitnam? I have a shirt that fits me now!

Monday, July 2, 2012

Trust us

Single men have space

Lifestyles can not be a disgrace

The word of the Lord is on the walls

What is good is small and whats big is long

Trust in the world to get what you have coming

The death star was destroyed and the life was numbing

Surround Us

Still talking but never smiling? Laugh with a Friend if you like the day.

Still worrying? There is nothing you can do about the future except live today.

Justice for the infirmary

Trust in the wizard of protection

Trust in the world of beacons of justice and light

Trust in the world of honor and dignity and wealthy intellectual advantages

Silence Our Ways

Drink the soups last drop if you love seeing life

Stay up when there is not a care if you hate reality a little bit

Do not do to any other that which you yourself hate

Fraud protection please

So they say there is no GOD

So they say heaven doesn't exist

So they hate Torah

So the food is burned...............

Love Us

Like a wizard..... casting for the very first time

Real men hate little froggies but love the toads (sort of)

Cancer screening doesn't know poetry

Your sin is never your in

Real snakes eat bugs

Fast men buy cards

Real tykes love pampers

Train Us

Stay the night in a holiday inn but leave the towels

Untie the bound

Break dance with Great leaders and get more poetry

Light is never that great, but LIGHT IS GREAT!

Safety in numbers

Bugs Bunny never said "gawk and squawk"

Daffy Duck never wore a hash brown

Lady Gaga deep fried her hip

Sharpen us too

Stuck in traffic? Get a Rubik!s Snake

Come up blind

Stuff you forget still takes your name

Boats finish the race

Micro success gets flagged

Minor times day trade

Just a new Baby

I took the dice and it threw me off.

The dice were lost and it threw me for a spiral

The dice were never found and I never lost a bit of sleep

If you like dice, get a liquid quesinart

Please pass the pepper

So long and thanks for all the fish!

Douglas Adams is sharp!

Pay us too! Just kidding!

Stare at the sun and never lose the gun

Just kidding!

Chess Please

Turn the coat on a new river

Be a major player in the candy store

Win in the Game of Chess at least once Please!

Keep Us

Cook the books if you like the rock in you bed

Never lose your marbles

Always buy more love from G-d

Be a good person and love the fold

Stay up and give credit to a higher power

Hold Us

Complacent is the tad pole

Complicated is Torah

Wise is Wisdom (she delights!!!)

Marked is evil

Foolish is a prince

Trusted is advice from a sage

Heard is a man in heaven

Trust Us

G-d is always true

Wealth is blinding

Understanding is trustworthy

Wisdom is perfect

Life is always returning to life

Wisdom is always in the heavens ready to be dispersed

Call upon the Proverbs of Solomon

Call upon the Psalms of David

Wise men Love Ecclesiastes

Honorable Men do read Job

Code the day

Will the G-d of Ages be our friend?

Will G-d have heroes?

Will G-d call out your name?

Will you have an angel in your souls chamber

Will there be light in your future?

Will the angels love your size and form?

Will you call to the Heavens?

Will the heavens reply?

Understand Us

Kings travel light

Trust is always specific

Money never falls from the heavens but the Angels are loaded

Watch out for the rerun

Share the wealth

Trauma is never a problem if you have a doctor

Trauma is never a situation if you have hope

Trauma is never hard unless you hate the world.

What happens to you has a reason and a cause

Life is never random ever at all.

All life is totally scientific

The book of the Genesis through Deut is always a cornerstone to listen to your G-ds trust

Table Manners

May you find trust in Hashem

May you have entitlements and honor

May effort be needed in your days

May realationships with false news be gotten cheap

May your need be clarified in the high heights

May the angels love your baseball mitt.

Table Manners

May there be light

May there be a future

May the children do well and heal themselves in time

May the children love the Lord

May the world look better in the future

May your name always be endeared

May the closet of the enemy never be seen

May the hold on the heart be loved

Ticks are never holy

Trust in G-d to be your friend

Trust in G-d to honor your wishes if they are sincere

Be good and live well

Trust that G-d is real and you will eventually know him truly

Publish and Publish and Publish

Trust in G-d to be your guide

Ask G-d to help you publish

Ask G-d to give you wisdom and understanding

Ask G-d to be your friend

Trust us

Souls are always holy

Rights are always real

Money is always fragile

Sunlight always spills

Kings soar so well

G-d is not an enemy

Make your name worldly by writing

Stand up and work

Claim the blog to be well and known and useful

Be a good soul and always show the dancers you are their friend

Shape Us

Stick the dynamite in the future

Hold the candle to the wicked

With all things, G-d is real and possible.

All G-ds ways are true

G-d is always true and always here

Never sleep with a soul until you have tied the knot.

Never hurt another person with a lie

Never scare the children ever

Stay home and work now online.

Shape Us too

Conversations are dialogues with intelligence

Visions of angels never change

Angels love the life of the magazine editor

Nothing hurts a vampires kidneys

Hold Us

Pies are always fresh in the eyes of the Lord

Hold Us

Stand by the jungle and eat more beans

Stop the evil dime stores from eating your apple

Buy more turnips

Build more mazes

Climb more towers of happiness

Steal nothing

Run a dime store if you love the children but leave their ability to their mother and father to find the dimes

Stand by your man.

Stand with your lady.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Tooth ache and decay

I love to blog. This is my 10th blog. I have no idea why I need 10, but I guess I have to wall paper my bathroom someday. Have fun and if it hurts or is too hard to swallow, take a spoon of loose change and put it in the meter.

Freaking the snowball out today

Too bad you didn't give a shit that I had a blog!

Bullshit Wizard

Stone the young book mark. It might give away your page.

Write a new book of sorcery and frame it next to your own candy wrapper!

Where is the old fashioned cigar dealer?

Say cheese if you love the death star's blind spot!

Hosting Jeopardy

I'll take Tooth aches for 1000

What is the name of Ann Jemima!

What is the name of Jeopardy too!

I'll take Silver spoons for 200

What is the name of the Wall paper in hell!

What is the name of your answer to this question?

Being a Stand Up Comedian

I love the nature of the soup kitchen. All jungle and no gym

I love the nature of the candy store. All gym and no jungle.

Hold Us

Nuts never need relish

Candy hates being seen as a tragedy

I love to write poetry about mother nature if I was named Frost.

Candy loves to live to the extremes

Lose the race, win the war.

Hols Us

God eats radishes

God also drinks beer

Hold Us

Jail hates the sxrew

Oceans hate the handshake

Bullets hate the sky

Hols Us

Treason hates a vote

Fervir has no reality in hell

Hold Us

Please pass the tartar sauce. I seem to have a good fish to eat in heaven.

Hold Us

Still lying in the future, what did you say to your shadow?

Hold Us

Treat the children by good doctors in the future.

Be good to your physician

Be a happy camper in the doctors office!

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Hold Us

Jewel Mart was a haven

Hold Us

Apples do not like hair pins

Sin and sin alike, there is going to be a fright

Sin and sin together, you might lose the war

Hold Us

Treat the Party like a sinner and treat the steak as a saint

Treat the day as a friend

Treat the night as an ally

Hold Us

Buy more charmin and a dreidle for a kid

Say hi to elephants if you like a big bingo friend

Hold Us

Soak up the sun and find a good run

Find a good peach and eat it on a Monday

Find a good banana and feed it to a cow

Look at the bright side, you got the peach!

Hold Us

Fire lamps never align

Stamps of approval hate the boy friend and his posse

Single ton is a good simple way of life

Too many kids hate the surface of the anxiety

Neat Shoes!

Hold Us

Peer into the crystal ball. If you see a snail you are going to hell.

Stay on the money and give to a charity in life

Stay on the dividend and depend on a charity too

Hold Us

Common staircases rely on threads of insanity

Stay off the balcony of the treasure chest

Stay off the dinner table if you are anyone at all

Hold Us

Full hand and a wand of plenty

Stay on the money

Hold Us

Universal greed killed the steam ship

Stand by the gold and hold your own hand

Stand by the ace and hold it

Stand by the hole and watch the sky

Hold Us

Please pass the crutons

I lost my marble at the dime store!

Scratch your nose if you like pliers.

Buy more maple syrup.

Hold Us

Find a broken wing and fix it

Stay up and listen to the radio

Still talking?

Hold Us

Say cheese if you listen to polka

Hold Us

Listen to Beethoven in bed

Listen to Wagner in the Shower

Listen to Schuman in the dark

Listen to Motzart in the underwear

My job is to work hard to piss someone off

Hold Us

Poverty has no war

Wars have no poverty

But the wealth of nations is just

Hold Us

Israel has forgotten it has a money pit filled with light

Trust in the G-d of Moses

Visit the police station and ask for a pen and paper

Frowning in space is forbidden, unless you are on the Battle Star Galactica base

Poor wizards always come in eighteenth

Simple simon says blue fin tuna is special

Hold Us

Like a flashlight, french horn is there.

Hold Us

Temptation in the Death Star was limited to stealing Darth's Villianous cape

Actually, it was always listed that if you touched Darth's brown button, it might come off.

Actually they say that if you fill the Canopy of Darth Vader with a lighter fluid from Tattoine, the death star might fart

Smile its funny

Hold Us

Freakish grins hate the smell of applesauce

Stay up and finish the poetry, I like the word Salmon

Smile at the ginger bread man

He is your ant eater

Stay up and glance at the paperboy

Good for you

Hold Us

Judge ye not by thy company but by thy bones

Judge ye by thy bones and thy lamplight

Good for the meat hooks!

Hold Us

Sleep with the devil, wake up with a tongue

Hold Us

Temptation lost the war

Something looked like fish

Thick garbage cans hate the sunlight

Stay home and eat your marijuana

Thats the new theme in wonderland

Stay up and stick the marijuana in the toilet

Thats the theme for intelligent people who are given reefer

Hold us

Stay home and fix the ship

Stay home and listen to the words of life

Bring a new candy cane to the lawyer!

So much for French Iced Tea!?

So much for Children's novels about live fruit bats and their homes

No more kids like to read the books of Zaxxon the sheep herder

Pan handling has lost a shephard.... Alice Cooper... Right?

No more fixings for the French Man at the Rose Parade

Stay home and work on the money

Good night!

Hold Us

Bread baskets love to be shared with children in Asia

But they never complain about the fruit basket visiting the blind

Actualy its the other way around....

Be good and share your blessings

Steak knives hate the fiberglass stand

Steak knives hate the microfiberglass debacle

Steak knives love the planters peanut factory

Good bye evil owl!

Hold Us

Never meet a prince in the poetry department

Always calculate your tip in French and Hebrew

Check the lamp when you go to sleep to make sure that the elopement is safe

Visit the coin store and get a Nixon penny. Its in good shape

Stay the night at a big hotel and water your nose.

Hold Us

Great dogs hate the smell of cat nip

Star ships hate to be seen next to the Enterprise unless they are in the federation

Scisms of good will exist in pagan worlds

Minds hate the childrens room

Hatred of your own childhood lifestyle is etched in French poetry

Good deals always consume quality liquid nitrogen

Hold Us

Stay well Batman

Stay Well Robin

Go for the gold, Bat Girl

Hold Us

Forteen candles love the triangle in the alps

Sixteen candles eat at Macy's dinner party

Someone might get your blimp, Goodyear

Tear up the teardrop in your sewer

Sump pumps work

Hold Us

Just a dime in the sea

Six pence for you and me

Six tricks for holding the wand of the just

Fire up the balcony of the specific

Ate the lunch and bought a ring

No more taxing the palm trees

Hold Us

Great things happen to those who wait

Surround yourself with G-d

Get a mitzvah stick for your parlor

Give the dime to charity and spend the 90 cents wisely

Save time for grape nuts on a Morning in October

Hold Us

Fire goes good with palm trees in the background on a beach

Singers love the candle

Spencers Gifts is always a friend to the lazy but the news is good

Singing in Space is never really moving

Stars in the daytime are really smiling at the wind

Stars at night time hate the carrots in the ground

Hold us

Fools love to smell the cherry bushes of death

Butter cups love to help the party smell better but they look like garbage

So long for the silliness of the enemy

Trust in the enemy to fu-ck it all up

G-d is not a wombat

So you like to hold your middle finger up?

Good for your trashcan future.

Hold us

Fire up the broccoli guns!

Stay over night at a holiday inn

Skills are keen

Broken dreams never get very interesting memorials

Finding a sleuth never takes much time

Ugly betty hates math

Single men do not take bathes on a gym day

Stuff the candy in their mouth if they are kiddies

Freaks love the show

Soap keeps the day sane

Pies are never long gone

The zom-bee hates his own shell

Sticks and stones can break my bones but anchors always weigh me

Starlight star bliss, Its your kiss that I might miss

So good for today, I wrote for tomorrow

The children are safer, I am more mellow

First year residents love the football game in their call room

Sticks and stones can break my bones, but Air Sockets always enhance me

Fire the larvae guns, the broccoli is back in town

Stun the children, I have a stick figure of Nixon

Stun the Children, I have a stick figure of Palin

So good for me.

Torah is Red and Brown but its really black fire on white fire.

Red and Brown is the color of my Garden out front

Free Frisbees excites boat owners far and wide

For the tuna on the empire state building, I will build a new car

Try the children for treason, I lost at Chess

Find me another candy gram

The NELFTY gram was inefficient

It stole your heart

So long and thanks for the suffering of the ages

So more kids like bookmarks?

Soda fountains love pennies

So long and thanks for all the Fish

So long and thanks for all of the rabbis

So long and take those doctors to heaven

So long and leave the lawyers in the acid of the ages

So long and cure the lawyers!

So long and help the dead find a better rabbi

Stalagmite and Stalagmite meet and world peace is in the cave

Pies hand their contents to France

Study the bible and you might have a code

Study the code and you might have a light

Get the light and go for beans

Or otherwise hold the candle

Picnics at wal mart are never hungry events

So much for fat men on steroids

Sit down and drink your vomit

Sit down and eat that spit

Sit down at Wal Mart and drink the water of your lens of life

So much for Picnics at Wal Mart

Believe in the Apple orchard.

Believe in the Rose Garden

Stare at the stars

Build a new wave

Hold the candle to the boogeyman and ask for your sheep back

Stare at the children and never let go

Stare at the doctor and let go

Stare at the lawyer and ask for a brick

Stare at the rabbi and give him a squeeze

Say hello to the apples

Say hello to the grapefruit

Say hello to your mother

Say hello to the poets

Visit a new Nun if you are Catholic

Visit a priest if you are not

Buggers are ugly

Soundbytes are large

Simple simon says play ball

Beating up the Jedis is never fun

Farting in church is arrogant

Standing in Spanish homes is efficient

Scaring the Code of honor is never fun