Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Bind us

Blessed are the men and women who enjoy change.

Bind us

Blessed are the men and women who enjoy change.

Intellectual Advantages

Such is life in the fast lane.
But worlds love to separate the wheat from the chaff.

Return us to our souls

Blessed is the man who repents in full!

Blessed is the G-d who guides repentance.

Blessed the angels who know the future is secure.

Build us

Tables get turned

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Throw us a ball

Trust in the Theta Chi Fraternity to be your helping hand

Shape us

Silent is the crayon of the salty child

Reused is their socks

Effortless is the candy that they want

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Grab us and hold us

Winning never requires a passport

Wealth does not hurt the mind, but arrogance breaks the soul

Friday, July 13, 2012

Draw us

Success comes to Merlin or the Doctor who smokes (cigars) alone

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Right us

Have the bagels that were spilled put back in the bag

Have the milk that was stolen replaced

Steal the infirm from their horrors

Kiss the garnet stone of an elephant and keep the world turning fast.

Friday, July 6, 2012

Name that tune

Garner style

Befriend today

Make him smile if you and he both are upright

Source me

I stole the artichoke!

I stole the french horns mouth piece but I gave it back!

I stole the dice to the bingo parlor!

I stole the candy cane from Santa

Care for the innocent

Really how is the word?


Make it shine!!!!!

Bless us

Free my cigar room!

Free my business!!

Shape us

Link the bay window

Stack our gold

Share the context

Hold our hand

Rant with us

Jersey shore endured

Music plays to sattelites

Ham just never appeals

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Save us

Fronds hang low

Chess pieces have jagged noses

Beaded ponies love their cannery

Social calls amass

Right wingers need not apply

Speak to us

Miracles fear none

Dangerous flashlights send seasons greetings

Pie hates infinity

Like the sun and get a toy

Boy and Girl meet and say hi

Say hi to the dandilions

Say hi to the ferns too if you like Washington

Hold Us

Some things are better left unsaid

Some things are better left un worded

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Great are the lox in the refrigerator

Stun the camera with a new head of hair

Run the country if you are at home in the night

Stand in line if you are a careful kid at bay

Never lose to the night of the criminals

Kosher Aqualung

Wisdom is each his own

True is the wizard of id

Free the wall

Look into the scientologist if you want to scrub dishes in paradise

Bones hate the mind

I love the free time in Paradise

I love that there is a new cartoon show

I love that the cartoons are free

Moots hate Backgammon

I hate the moots

The moots hate the bean bag

The moots are never fast but always silly

Breathe easy today

Something is easy, but French is a tough nut

Something is difficult, but Latin is an expensive year

The dreams are always better in Latin

Written words are documents

I love that there is a tree in the cancer center I hope

I love that there is a book in the hallway of the world's best psychiatry ward

I love that there is more money in the fashion show of life

100 years of gum drops

I like to see the failure become a friend

I like to see the trees become oars sometimes

I like to see the walkway to hell become a pathway of inspiration

Creating the space of your taste

I see London I see France, I see your life in a star fish tuna can

I see America, I see Paris, I see your own future in a bar mitzvah boys happy mood

Good for the Future, the kids are coming home

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Opium for the masses

What did I do to deserve a Taylor from Veitnam? I have a shirt that fits me now!

Monday, July 2, 2012

Trust us

Single men have space

Lifestyles can not be a disgrace

The word of the Lord is on the walls

What is good is small and whats big is long

Trust in the world to get what you have coming

The death star was destroyed and the life was numbing

Surround Us

Still talking but never smiling? Laugh with a Friend if you like the day.

Still worrying? There is nothing you can do about the future except live today.

Justice for the infirmary

Trust in the wizard of protection

Trust in the world of beacons of justice and light

Trust in the world of honor and dignity and wealthy intellectual advantages

Silence Our Ways

Drink the soups last drop if you love seeing life

Stay up when there is not a care if you hate reality a little bit

Do not do to any other that which you yourself hate

Fraud protection please

So they say there is no GOD

So they say heaven doesn't exist

So they hate Torah

So the food is burned...............

Love Us

Like a wizard..... casting for the very first time

Real men hate little froggies but love the toads (sort of)

Cancer screening doesn't know poetry

Your sin is never your in

Real snakes eat bugs

Fast men buy cards

Real tykes love pampers

Train Us

Stay the night in a holiday inn but leave the towels

Untie the bound

Break dance with Great leaders and get more poetry

Light is never that great, but LIGHT IS GREAT!

Safety in numbers

Bugs Bunny never said "gawk and squawk"

Daffy Duck never wore a hash brown

Lady Gaga deep fried her hip

Sharpen us too

Stuck in traffic? Get a Rubik!s Snake

Come up blind

Stuff you forget still takes your name

Boats finish the race

Micro success gets flagged

Minor times day trade

Just a new Baby

I took the dice and it threw me off.

The dice were lost and it threw me for a spiral

The dice were never found and I never lost a bit of sleep

If you like dice, get a liquid quesinart

Please pass the pepper

So long and thanks for all the fish!

Douglas Adams is sharp!

Pay us too! Just kidding!

Stare at the sun and never lose the gun

Just kidding!

Chess Please

Turn the coat on a new river

Be a major player in the candy store

Win in the Game of Chess at least once Please!

Keep Us

Cook the books if you like the rock in you bed

Never lose your marbles

Always buy more love from G-d

Be a good person and love the fold

Stay up and give credit to a higher power

Hold Us

Complacent is the tad pole

Complicated is Torah

Wise is Wisdom (she delights!!!)

Marked is evil

Foolish is a prince

Trusted is advice from a sage

Heard is a man in heaven

Trust Us

G-d is always true

Wealth is blinding

Understanding is trustworthy

Wisdom is perfect

Life is always returning to life

Wisdom is always in the heavens ready to be dispersed

Call upon the Proverbs of Solomon

Call upon the Psalms of David

Wise men Love Ecclesiastes

Honorable Men do read Job

Code the day

Will the G-d of Ages be our friend?

Will G-d have heroes?

Will G-d call out your name?

Will you have an angel in your souls chamber

Will there be light in your future?

Will the angels love your size and form?

Will you call to the Heavens?

Will the heavens reply?

Understand Us

Kings travel light

Trust is always specific

Money never falls from the heavens but the Angels are loaded

Watch out for the rerun

Share the wealth

Trauma is never a problem if you have a doctor

Trauma is never a situation if you have hope

Trauma is never hard unless you hate the world.

What happens to you has a reason and a cause

Life is never random ever at all.

All life is totally scientific

The book of the Genesis through Deut is always a cornerstone to listen to your G-ds trust

Table Manners

May you find trust in Hashem

May you have entitlements and honor

May effort be needed in your days

May realationships with false news be gotten cheap

May your need be clarified in the high heights

May the angels love your baseball mitt.

Table Manners

May there be light

May there be a future

May the children do well and heal themselves in time

May the children love the Lord

May the world look better in the future

May your name always be endeared

May the closet of the enemy never be seen

May the hold on the heart be loved

Ticks are never holy

Trust in G-d to be your friend

Trust in G-d to honor your wishes if they are sincere

Be good and live well

Trust that G-d is real and you will eventually know him truly

Publish and Publish and Publish

Trust in G-d to be your guide

Ask G-d to help you publish

Ask G-d to give you wisdom and understanding

Ask G-d to be your friend

Trust us

Souls are always holy

Rights are always real

Money is always fragile

Sunlight always spills

Kings soar so well

G-d is not an enemy

Make your name worldly by writing

Stand up and work

Claim the blog to be well and known and useful

Be a good soul and always show the dancers you are their friend

Shape Us

Stick the dynamite in the future

Hold the candle to the wicked

With all things, G-d is real and possible.

All G-ds ways are true

G-d is always true and always here

Never sleep with a soul until you have tied the knot.

Never hurt another person with a lie

Never scare the children ever

Stay home and work now online.

Shape Us too

Conversations are dialogues with intelligence

Visions of angels never change

Angels love the life of the magazine editor

Nothing hurts a vampires kidneys

Hold Us

Pies are always fresh in the eyes of the Lord

Hold Us

Stand by the jungle and eat more beans

Stop the evil dime stores from eating your apple

Buy more turnips

Build more mazes

Climb more towers of happiness

Steal nothing

Run a dime store if you love the children but leave their ability to their mother and father to find the dimes

Stand by your man.

Stand with your lady.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Tooth ache and decay

I love to blog. This is my 10th blog. I have no idea why I need 10, but I guess I have to wall paper my bathroom someday. Have fun and if it hurts or is too hard to swallow, take a spoon of loose change and put it in the meter.

Freaking the snowball out today

Too bad you didn't give a shit that I had a blog!

Bullshit Wizard

Stone the young book mark. It might give away your page.

Write a new book of sorcery and frame it next to your own candy wrapper!

Where is the old fashioned cigar dealer?

Say cheese if you love the death star's blind spot!

Hosting Jeopardy

I'll take Tooth aches for 1000


What is the name of Ann Jemima!

What is the name of Jeopardy too!


I'll take Silver spoons for 200

What is the name of the Wall paper in hell!

What is the name of your answer to this question?

Being a Stand Up Comedian

I love the nature of the soup kitchen. All jungle and no gym

I love the nature of the candy store. All gym and no jungle.

Hold Us

Nuts never need relish

Candy hates being seen as a tragedy

I love to write poetry about mother nature if I was named Frost.

Candy loves to live to the extremes

Lose the race, win the war.

Hols Us

God eats radishes

God also drinks beer

Hold Us

Jail hates the sxrew

Oceans hate the handshake

Bullets hate the sky

Hols Us

Treason hates a vote

Fervir has no reality in hell

Hold Us

Please pass the tartar sauce. I seem to have a good fish to eat in heaven.

Hold Us

Still lying in the future, what did you say to your shadow?

Hold Us

Treat the children by good doctors in the future.

Be good to your physician

Be a happy camper in the doctors office!